Senior Thoughts

Hello. My name is Adam. I used to write on here a bit. Some of you may remember me. I took the month of November off, simply because it is the most overrated of all the months. Debate on this to come at some other time.


It is currently 4:46 a.m. in the building formerly known as East Residence Hall and I am working what is going to be my second-to-last desk assistant shift. "Why is that?" you ask. Well I'll tell you, person. I got fired from the desk.

Yes. I know what you're thinking.

----shift to you thinking---

Isn't this the same desk that every female who's had (for anonymity purposes we'll refer to him as...) Victor Conte as a boss missed at least eleventy shifts and not gotten so much as a finger pointed at them? So you missed one in February to celebrate your probation being over and another in November because you couldn't get out of bed with your 101.9 fever and had to miss all your classes that you would have had...and you got fired?

Yes.

Well the person who fired you must have no soul.

No comment.

Seriously though, wasn't that person who fired you, Dolleen Tracy I think her name was, the same person who completely butchered the schedules during the summer?

That was her.

And didn't she also not know when your shifts in the summer were supposed to end, even though she was the one who was completely in charge of them?

She was both unaware and in charge, yes.

And wasn't the only reason why she did figure it out thanks to your roommate during the summer sessions, whom she recently placed on probation in addition to your termination?

Why, yes.

Wow. So basically she's allowed to make mistakes and you're not?

You said that, not me. ;)

Wow. What a (degrading term for a female).

Ok, that's enough.




Now besides this lovely piece of bad news, there are a couple other things I'd like to discuss with those of you who haven't forgotten about me.


1. I know that the Broncos suck this year. Believe me, you are not crushing my soul when you tell me the Broncos suck. I see this. I watch them. They are 3-8 for a reason. I don't still believe that they are going to make the playoffs. Also, the Broncos suck. If you ask me about the Broncos, then I will also assume that you are being a prick. If they were doing well, you probably would have heard more about them than the occasional DUI or, you know, videotaping an opponent's walkthrough after the only other time that that's been done that team received heavy ramifications for it and lost their first round draft pick.

And aren't the Broncos likely to get a pretty good first round draft pick? So they shouldn't really lose that, right?

You are good.


2. This year is flyyyyying by. Just think, for the half of you that went abroad sometime last year, you'd have two more weeks, and THAT would be as long as you were here last year. Seems outrageous right? Having said that, this year is very fascinating to me, and that's a good thing. So many things have changed, altered, crashed, burned, rekindled, blossomed, came-out-of-nowhere, morphed, roller-skated, misremembered, shotgunned, apparated since even just last year, that you would have thought that this year had gone on forever if you just read all the things that were different. But alas, it has been the fastest semester I can ever remember, and I really don't want to know how fast the second one is going to go.



That's all for now. Maybe I'll see how this blogging thing goes and see if I'll do another post, like maybe in another month or so...