Los NBA Preview

Yeah, this is up a day late too. SOO WHAT? ITS MY BLOG. I'll post my predictions when I want!!


EAST

1. Bulls vs 8. Pacers

- Bulls in 5


2. Heat vs 7. Sixers

- Heat in 5


3. Celtics vs 6. Knicks

- Celtics in 6


4. Magic vs 5. Hawks

Magic in 6



theoretical rest of east

Magic over Bulls in 6

Heat over Celtics in 7

Heat over Magic in 5



WEST

1. Spurs vs 8. Grizzlies

- Spurs in 7


2. Lakers vs 7. Hornets

- Lakers in 6


3. Mavericks vs 6. Trailblazers

- Trailblazers in 6


4. Thunder vs 5. Nuggets

- Nuggets in 6


theoretical rest of west

Spurs over Trailblazers in 6

Nuggets over Lakers in 6

Spurs over Nuggets in 6

SPURS OVER HEAT in 6

I Actually Think I Know Enough about Hockey to Write a Playoff Post

...I probably don't but let's just pretend I do.

EAST

1 Capitals vs 8 Rangers

- CAPS in 6

2 Flyers vs 7 Sabres

- FLYERS in 6

3 Bruins vs 6 Canadiens

- BRUINS in 7

4 Penguins vs 5 Maple Leafs

- PENGUINS in 5


West

1 Canucks vs 8 Blackhawks

- CANUCKS in 6

2 Sharks vs 7 Kings

- SHARKS in 5

3 Red Wings vs 6 Coyotes

- RED WINGS in 6

4 Ducks vs 5 Predators

- PREDATORS in 7


Stanley Cup final

Sharks over Bruins in 6

Facts and Figures of York Road Bars

It happens all the time. People come up to me and go,

"Hey Romoslice! Do you think you could do a post that would help younger students = incoming frosh to LUM, to get a better idea of the world around them!? Thanks man, love your hair. Oh, and I watched you in the Vida Chronicles! You totally stole the show!"

And here it is everyone. Here is an informative post on some interesting numbers about select York Road establishments that will give you and the friends that you will meet in the first semester a better understanding of where you all should hang out!



CRAIGS

Number of floors - 2

Inches of "water" in bathroom - 3.5

Personal space per person - 0.1 square inches

Ratio of slutty girls to classy - 5:1

Best smelling section - smoke porch

Number of nights you will be glad you went there (per 7 visits) - 0

Number of girls who go into guys bathroom per night - 10


MURPHY's

Number of bartenders you will recognize - 0

Number of seniors who walk in - 0

Percentage of under 21 crowd - 96% (usually other 4% is celebrating their 21st on that day)

Number of girls per night who steal a guys hat and wear it - 5

Number of those girls who think they are hilarious - 5

Number of those girls who are actually hilarious - 0


ZEN WEST

Windows along York Road side - 0

Number of hookups when dancefloor isn't open (on avg) - 0

Number of hookups when dancefloor is open (on avg) - 50

Avg line for bathroom on main floor - 8 people

Avg line for bathroom downstairs - 4 people

Line of vision on dancefloor - 2 feet

Number of other places on York Road where seniors enjoy - 0


SWALLOWS

Dimensions - 10' x 12'

Last Call time - 1:45am (latest on York!)

Number of people who would go there as their first choice - 2 (Brett, Klein)


JERRY's

Loyola popularity rating in 2008-09 - 95%

Loyola popularity rating currently - 5%

Number of bartenders who aren't dicks - 1

Number of packaged goods salesmen who aren't drunk - 0


York Club Tavern

(No data available; researcher was shot)