NFL Handicapper Week 8

It seems as though all the rave these days is to Tweet.  I do it. You do it.  We all do it.  And how do you get more views on twitter? You use hashtags.  Well, in that same vein, let's see if I can come up with some picks that the cyberworld can enjoy. #isoundlikeiam40

Colts at Titans (-9.5)

#thisspreadishuge #muchlikeChrisJohnsonscontract #stayaway #fromboth

Pick: Colts

Saints at Rams (+10.5)

#saintscanscore #ramscannot

Pick: Saints

Dolphins at Giants (-9.5)

#defeatfromjawsofvictory #allowTebowtobeahero #yetSparanostillhasjobsomehow

Pick: Dolphins

Vikings at Panthers (-3.5)

#thisPonderkidmightbegood #andsoisNewton #rookienonbustquarterbacks?

Pick: Panthers

Cardinals at Ravens (-12.5)

#iwantmondaynightback #shouldhavewatchedthecardinals #thebaseballones #nottheseguys #becausetheysucktoo

Pick: Ravens

Jaguars at Texans (-9.5)

#noloveforJags? #aftertwodefensivestatements? #andstillanalmostdoubledigitspread? #yeahmakessense

Pick: Texans

Redskins at Bills (-5.5)

#Billsprettygood #thiswholeplayingtheNFCEastthisyearthingisprobablygoodtoo

Pick: Bills

Lions at Broncos (+3.5)

#Staffordmaynotplay #thenagainhemight #youseeheisinjuredagain #becauseheisMattStafford #andohyeah #TEBOW!!! #tebowing

Pick: Lions

Bengals at Seahawks (+2.5)

#AndyDaltonhasredhair #CharlieWhitehursthashairlikeJesus #religiouspicks

Pick: Seahawks (and to win)

Patriots at Steelers (+2.5)

#figurestobeahighscoringgame #sothespreadreallydoesntmatter #ofcoursenowsinceisaidthatthepatriotswillprobablywinby2onpurpose #becauseBelichickiskindofadicklikethat

Pick: Patriots

Cowboys at Eagles (-3.5)

#RomoCoaster #DreamTeam #NBCmustseecomedy

Pick: Eagles

Chargers at Chiefs (+3.5)

#yobrah #whatisitRivers? #isitDecemberyet? #nahitsstillOctober #ohcoolbrahwedonthavetogiveashityet

Pick: Chiefs (and to win)         

Last Week:

Spread: 8-5

Non-Spread: 8-5

Overall:

Spread: 56-47

Non-Spread: 70-32

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