Tuesday Top Five

Absurd Moments of Sophomore Year


5. Where the hell did Brett get a milk jug of beer tabs??

4. The pigeon that flew into my chest on the way to class.

3. Andrew getting handcuffed to a 25 year old on Halloween.

2. Dylan’s “porch flip”/responses to GRC

1. Carrying the second cone from the Den, to midnight breakfast, up through Upper Primo’s, and into Newman West.

Feel free to add your own absurd moment in the comments!